Roulette system review

“I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was completely stunned.  Nineteen years of casino gambling research had finally paid-off.  I discovered  a flaw in the game of roulette. This finding produced an exciting opportunity to exploit the layout and give the player a mind-blowing advantage over the casino.”

I just love roulette systems. I love reading the websites that sell them. I love the stories they tell. I love the promises they make.

I suspect I would enjoy having a beer and a chat with the salesmen behind them.

Don’t get me wrong, my fondness has nothing to do with their effectiveness in beating the game of roulette. In truth I think I have a better chance of finally receiving $20 million from that nice man from Nigeria who keeps emailing me about a surprise inheritance than getting any of these systems to work.

But they are so very entertaining to read.

Now I’m not talking about the old school systems here – Labouchere, Le piquemouche, Martingale, d’alembert etc.  These have been around for decades.  I’m talking about the new, exciting, breakthrough, secret, just discovered systems that are advertised for sale all over the Internet.  There are thousands of them and they are all worth a read.

But just in case you don’t have a spare couple of months, here are a few of our favorites…

Power Roulette –
They say: “THE BEST KEPT SECRET GET PAID TO GAMBLE”
We think: It’s not such a well kept secret if you’re promoting it on a website

Secret Roulette –
They say: “The secret roulette system – The casinos tried to ban!!!!”
We want to know: which casinos????

My Roulette System –
They say: “LEARN THE SYSTEM – USE THE STRATEGY – WIN THE MONEY!”
We wonder: why you are shouting?

Genuine winner –
They say: “Beat roulette consistently with a scientifically proven roulette system that has literally won millions”
We ask: so why all the effort trying to sell it?  Wouldn’t your time be better spent using it to make more millions?

Roulette sniper –
They say: “25 Year Old High School Drop-Out *SHOCKS* The Online Casinos Into A Spiraling Daze As He Bleeds Them Dry For Cash Day and Night Using Roulette Sniper Version 2.0”
We suspect: judging by the punctuation used, the same high school drop-out wrote your tag-line

Beat Roulette –
They say: “A device that has literally, secretly won millions in real casinos”
We wonder: if literally winning millions better than just winning millions

Wayne’s Roulette System –
They say: “FORGET ROULETTE SOFTWARE! DISCOVER THE REAL SECRETS TO TOTAL DOMINATION OF ANY ONLINE ROULETTE CASINO AND CASH-IN DAY AFTER DAY LIKE CLOCKWORK”
We say: Again, why shout?

Reverse Roulette –
They say: “The FIRST and ONLY Roulette System To Overcome The House Edge, and Flip The Casino Odds in YOUR Favor…”
We say: first and only…I don’t know – Wayne’s system sounded pretty good

Roulette Secret Revealed –
They say: “The casinos still think they are safe…but read on…”
We want to know: did anyone read on, and if so which casinos went bankrupt?

Roulette System X –
They say: “Guaranteed Daily Income Travelling The World Playing Roulette”
We want: to read the fine print on that guarantee

World’s Best Roulette –
They say: “Simply the Best Roulette System in the World”
We say: that doesn’t mean it works

The Roulette System –
They say: “Learn How To Pull The Wool Over The Eyes Of 19 Casino Bosses And Cash In £30,339 In Just One Month With this Unique Roulette System…”
We just worry: we’ll be playing against a casino boss other than the 19 you’ve got covered

Roulette Assault –
They say: “Attention All Cash Hungry Roulette Players”
We say: bend over, grab your ankles, you are about to be financially assaulted

Online Roulette Flaw –
They say: “Find out why casinos want to ban this website”
We were wondering: if they were the same casinos you are affiliated with on your website?

Banned Systems –
They say: ‘Now Revealed – Roulette System Secrets the Casinos Don’t Want You to Know’
We suspect: the casinos aren’t too concerned if you know

Fool Proof Roulette –
They say: “You are about to become what is known in the casino industry as an advantage player”
We say: from a fool to an advantage player in minutes – sounds plausible

Roulette Xtreme –
They say: “for the serious roulette player at every level”
We say: do you mean seriously stupid or seriously gullible?

Ultimate Online Roulette System –
They say: “Advanced Winning Techniques for the Tax Conscious Casino Gambling Investor”
We think: you’re going too niche with your target market guys

The Triad System –
They say: “In its present format, roulette is an unbeatable game.  The house advantage is 5.26.  The TRIAD has changed that!”
We hope: you asked the Triads if you could use their name

Break Roulette –
They say: “Online Casino Programmer leaks Software which is used to Break Roulette. This Software turns the cards on online casinos, giving players a massive advantage!”
We say: can’t believe 60 Minutes didn’t report this

The Addruchi System –
They say: “In the game of Roulette – as in life – chance favors the prepared mind”
We think: Addruchi is related to Confucius

Roulette Bandit –
They say: “The Best Online Roulette System Ever”
We say: bandit sounds about right

The Goldmine –
They say: “an astounding way to make money off the casinos”
We think: it would be astounding if it actually worked

Come across any other great roulette system tag lines?  If so we’d love to hear about them.